no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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