I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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