i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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