Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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