How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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