i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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