So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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