everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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