big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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