I'm really into asian looking animals
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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