I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
