if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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