I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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