i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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