im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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