some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I understand Curling. That high.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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