Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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