He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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