I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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