Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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