I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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