he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
How naked do you want me to be?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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