I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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