we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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