at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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