there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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