: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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