oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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