and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Randomize
