In the future we'll all be gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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