He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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