I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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