So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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