After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
there is glitter all over my balls
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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