why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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