the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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