When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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