I swear she didn't look like that last week.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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