"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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