STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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