I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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