You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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