Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Blood and glitter go together right?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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