so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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