just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I wish I only lived at night.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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