it wasn't lemon gatorade
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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