That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he's single and there are thong briefs.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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