So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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