I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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