what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Your cock deserves a montage
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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