i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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