we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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