so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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