i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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