Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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