My brain says no but my pants say off.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You need a sexual gate keeper
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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