Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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