my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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