Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
