Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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