First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Randomize
